The Revival.

They locked the devil in the basement, threw God up into the air.

  • It started with me waking up with Nicky by my side. I called her the Baconator.
  • We went to an art museum and it was really cute.
  • Then I broke up with her because she lives forever away.
  • Then I started watching Jersey Shore and got closer with Eric and Piper.
  • Then I lost Zoe to Melissa, what a bitch.
  • Then I started getting close with Eric and Piper.
  • Then I kissed Adriana. Then I dated Adriana. Then we went to prom…it’s the experience that matters.
  • Then we broke up. Then it was summer, which I vaugely remember.
  • I think I remember going to a lot of parties, and hanging out with Eric and Piper a lot.
  • Oh yeah, the seniors graduated earlier and they all acted like it was a big deal.
  • Sofie also got into FSU and she acted like that was a big deal. Enjoy foreclosing any bit of an identity you had left to a mirror of your parents. Yuck.
  • Anyway, school started and I was closer to David.
  • Then I dual enrolled and totally separated from everyone.
  • Started dating Paula. Then she cheated on me with Jayson. I don’t have a grudge against him, but I think people that still hangout with him are douche bags. Aka Lane, Nikkii, and Marc.
  • Then, Zoe came back and Melissa still acted retarded.
  • Then I got a job at Levi’s. Then I quit because I got offered a job at the Village Inn.
  • On average, I make 15 dollars an hour and work 5 days a week. Hellll yeaaahhh$$$$
  • Then, I helped get Piper a job at the Village Inn. It’s funny when we’re the only two working there. We run that shit.
  • Then, I started enjoying being single and I’ve been saving my money.
  • I’ll probably start spending it in college.

1 year ago
  1. wb2498 posted this